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T-shirt | "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"
White / S
€29,99 EUR
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T-shirt | "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"
€29,99 EUR
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
FAQs
Since we care about the planet, we don't keep dusty stock. Each item is printed specifically for you when you order!. Production usually takes 2-4 business days, followed by shipping (typically 3-7 business days depending on your location). You’ll receive a tracking link as soon as it’s on its way!
Absolutely! Our products make the ultimate gifts. To make it even easier, we never include invoices or price tags inside the package. Your friend will receive their awesome new gear, and you'll receive the receipt via email. It’s ready to be shipped directly to their doorstep for the perfect surprise.
We don't do "throwaway" fashion. We use premium-grade cotton blends (like 100% ring-spun cotton for our tees) that feel heavy, soft, and durable. Our hoodies are thick enough to keep you warm and hold their shape wash after wash. We want you to wear your memes for years, not just once.
Is the fabric actually high quality, or just cheap promo material?
We want you to love your gear! If your item arrives damaged or with a printing error, we will send you a replacement at no extra cost. Just send us a photo of the issue within 30 days of delivery. For size exchanges, please double-check our Size Guide before ordering, as each piece is custom-made for you.
Yes! By using a Print-on-Demand model, we only produce what is actually sold, which eliminates overproduction and waste. Furthermore, our partner Gelato often prints your order in the facility closest to you, significantly reducing carbon emissions from long-distance shipping.
